shlabam: Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
fuckyeahfirepokemon: How I handle equips in RPGs Main character gets the best stuff everyone else gets whatever the main character doesn’t need anymore No exceptions
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
mrscalypsojackson: I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
How to look good naked: 1) get naked 2) say “damn I look good”
vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide
grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
enimrac01: knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take...
dumpsterfetus: trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
what are the top five Things you associate with me
awastrelmescalined: characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc
cybercitrus: People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
I just thought of something I really want to...
attackofthepartycannon: bardofpizza: I’d like to see this guy… This guy… This guy… This girl… And this guy… All visit this place… At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work. the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it...