May 2013
shlabam:
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
fuckyeahfirepokemon:
How I handle equips in RPGs
Main character gets the best stuff
everyone else gets whatever the main character doesn’t need anymore
No exceptions
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
mrscalypsojackson:
I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
How to look good naked:
1) get naked
2) say “damn I look good”
vickisaurusrex:
cute names for ur newborn child
yeehaw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hte Spaghetti
lil shit
swiggity swoner i have a boner
genocide
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
enimrac01:
knifefarty:
iwonthellamaatthefayre:
wibblywobblyuniverse:
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take...
dumpsterfetus:
trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
timecannotberewritten:
dovahqueene:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
fruitpunchg:
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
what are the top five Things you associate with me
awastrelmescalined:
characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc
cybercitrus:
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
I just thought of something I really want to...
attackofthepartycannon:
bardofpizza:
I’d like to see this guy…
This guy…
This guy…
This girl…
And this guy…
All visit this place…
At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work.
the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it...